Three Wise Men Admirers Pillows

'It's a girl!'

Archimedes statue with a lever

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Czarcasm

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

Scale indicates the value of books.

Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.

"Marc Antony defriended me! I want to die." "There's an asp for that."

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

'He's almost human.'

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

Three wise men following a lightbulb

Alan Bennett

'Mommy and Daddy have taken care of the high cost of private school tuition. The rest is up to you.'

"Why do I get lumbered with Myrrh!"

Corn Plaster

Were wise (and caring) men and women go today.

"I'm not looking for absolute wisdom. . . just enough to get by."

'Grandpa, how did you settle things before litigation?'

Adult prodigy: 'It's most extraordinary - and he's only 37.'

"Bloody typical, you wait for ever, then three of the buggers come along together!"

'You wouldn't want to know.'

"If I won a million dollars, I'd invest it."

You are looking for a pregnant virgin? Ha, ha.. Please let me know if you find one.

"Gold....Frankincense....and cash to cover holiday tipping."

'There are only two sure things in life, Son- Death and...Actually there's only one sure thing in life.'

'Yeah, we know- you weren't born again yesterday!'