Wise Scholars Pillows

Add a touch of wit to their space—our pillows for wise scholars combine humor and insight, creating a cozy environment that inspires and amuses.

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'Mommy and Daddy have taken care of the high cost of private school tuition. The rest is up to you.'

'Mommy and Daddy have taken care of the high cost of private school tuition. The rest is up to you.' mockup

'Mommy and Daddy have taken care of the high cost of private school tuition. The rest is up to you.'

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5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness? mockup

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

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'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.' mockup

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

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Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.' mockup

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

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"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

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'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!' mockup

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

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"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash." mockup

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

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Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.' mockup

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

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"He's my smart-aleck twin."

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'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.' mockup

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

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"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?" mockup

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

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The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?' mockup

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

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"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?" mockup

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

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"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S." mockup

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

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'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.' mockup

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

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K9 Literati.

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One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer mockup

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

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'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.' mockup

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

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Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit. mockup

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

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"Sorry - I've got to take this..." mockup

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

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The Meaning of Life

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'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.' mockup

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

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"I thought I'd be lonely at the top." mockup

"I thought I'd be lonely at the top."

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KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER, 'That kind of thinking leads to marriage.'

KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER, 'That kind of thinking leads to marriage.' mockup

KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER, 'That kind of thinking leads to marriage.'

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"Like my old man used to say: 'No news is bad news not yet undelivered.'"

"Like my old man used to say: 'No news is bad news not yet undelivered.'" mockup

"Like my old man used to say: 'No news is bad news not yet undelivered.'"

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"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse." mockup

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

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"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing." mockup

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

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'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!' mockup

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

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'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.' mockup

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

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'They say ninety is the new eighty.' mockup

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

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Wise Scholars Pillows Collection

Wise Scholars Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for wise scholars—funny, clever, and inspiring designs that brighten their mornings and their minds.

Wise Scholars Prints

Check out our selection of prints for wise scholars—motivational quotes and clever artwork to inspire their academic and creative pursuits.

Wise Scholars T-Shirts

Discover our t-shirts for wise scholars—comfortable and witty designs that showcase their love of knowledge and clever insights.