Meaningful Message Admirer Gifts

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Love

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

'When I said I would move mountains for you, it was just a figure of speech!'

"Good news. You know that elephant in the room we never talk about? He's now in the other room."

Hairstyles

Sharp Eyes

"That's strange. It must have been slow."

Vote For Me!

Guru Shifted Thinking

"You are my blue beach glass."

It had to be you!

Look, XYXX! They're friendly!

The corner that Spring's around

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

Employees following the boss's carrot.

"Profiling!"

Well, this answers a lot of my questions.

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

"Why do we have such an exotic tree that it can only be unwrapped ina heatwave?""It's a symbol of hope!"

'My grandfather always used to say 'Son, if it ain't dysfunctional, don't attempt preemptive maintenance intervention on it.' Or something like that.'

'Yes, Mom, boating safety is important, however, a giant floaty is a little embarrassing.'

'My other car is a Mercedes, too' bumper sticker.

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

Bottle Of Thousand Island Dressing going towards island.

"Enough already with the TripAdvisor reviews."

Bottle bank

"Wow, you've made me re-think my beliefs on an afterlife."

'That's my slogan, you lousy thieveing creep!'

Having an open mind is not to be confused with a hole in the head.

'It's all been said already.'

'Bloody air mail!'