Metaphor Admirer Gifts

"You are my blue beach glass."

'When I said I would move mountains for you, it was just a figure of speech!'

"Good news. You know that elephant in the room we never talk about? He's now in the other room."

Take a couple of these pills and I'll guarantee you fly.

Guru Shifted Thinking

The Elephant in the Room

"You're the type of person who would have kept believing in the wizard even after Toto drew open the curtain."

Survival of the Fittest

"Wow, you've made me re-think my beliefs on an afterlife."

No wind - miller trapped in windmill.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

The softer the head the louder the socks.

The corner that Spring's around

Well, this answers a lot of my questions.

"Do you have any advice for other eggs who want to sit on walls?"

"Profiling!"

"That's strange. It must have been slow."

"If you don't like the tempest, get out of the teapot."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Reading my Critics

"Little help?"

bird interprets modern art

Meat Grinder

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."