Metaphor Admirers Gifts

"Let that worm go."

Reading my Critics

Why we need poetry. . .

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Puss in cement boots"

Meat Grinder

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

'When I said I would move mountains for you, it was just a figure of speech!'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

Out of control

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

A Poem about Sand

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"My God! There goes middle management."

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"Good news. You know that elephant in the room we never talk about? He's now in the other room."

Sharp Eyes

Naming that Impala

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'I don't suppose I need to remind anyone that when I use the term 'bite the bullet,' I mean it metaphorically.'

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

'Are those physical or metaphorical thunderclouds moving in.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

"now let's try one without the tusks."

"What a day, I swam with the sharks, ran with the bears and wreastled with the bulls..."