Mindful Fashionista Prints

"I didn't have time for gong bathing this morning so have to make do with a quick splash of finger cymbals."

Sir Winston Churchill

Queen of Upcycling!

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Mikado

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

Social Struggles

Chippunks

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

The girl with the sensible shoes.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

"How much more for pinstripes?"

Recycling Bin/Upcycling Bin

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Smart meter. Smarter meter

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

"Do you have any questions apart from 'where did I get my jazzy tie'?"

Likes Makes Right

Ass-less Chaps

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

'Gus! Get over here and see what our tattoos used to look like!'

A guardsman is embarrassed when the wind reveals his bearskin hat is doubling as a 'comb over'.

"It isn't management's policy to allow the workers' to buy the leisure wear they manufacture at a discounted price - on the grounds that they don't have any leisure in which to wear it."

"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"

"Since I'm not poor like you, I can afford to have scruples. . . I would never buy cheap clothes made with child labour."

Animal Hats

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"