Fashion Forward Philosopher Gifts

The Bland Leading the Bland

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Overkill, dude."

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

Beware of Dawg.

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Social Struggles

Chippunks

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"How much more for pinstripes?"

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'

Smart meter. Smarter meter

'You must have something in my size?'

"Is that what you're wearing?"

"Do you have any questions apart from 'where did I get my jazzy tie'?"