Fashion Forward Philosopher Gifts

The Bland Leading the Bland

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Overkill, dude."

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

Beware of Dawg.

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Social Struggles

Chippunks

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"How much more for pinstripes?"

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'

'You must have something in my size?'

Smart meter. Smarter meter

"Is that what you're wearing?"

"Do you have any questions apart from 'where did I get my jazzy tie'?"