
Knitting is Knirvana.
Add a cozy touch to their space with pillows that celebrate their fabric-fueled philosophy—witty and thoughtful designs perfect for lounging and pondering.
Knitting is Knirvana.
"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."
I quilt therefore I am
'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'
Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror
"I'm starting to think stripes."
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."
'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'
Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?
Hamlet in the craft shop.
Computer help.
"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"
Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!
"It's a self-driving skateboard."
I think therefore I am.
Information about information about information about information.
Domestic Spying Drones
Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display
"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."
King Madras
"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."
"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."
David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.
Artificial intelligence discovers racism
"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."
"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"
"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"
'It's 50 Rayon, 50 wool and 30 deposit.'
'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'
Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head
"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."
'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'
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