Industry Critic Mugs

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R.I.P. American Manufacturing Jobs.

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

Tune up.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"It's little Pharma. Want some baby aspirin?"

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

"Girls, drugs, gambling....yeah, okay! Just don't mess with any German car makers! Those guys are really bad!"

Flowers of Pollution

Tobacco Industry

Big oil.

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

'That's our mission statement.'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Humans...What is their purpose?

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

Polluted geese

"The new chairman has dropped the brain-storming meetings."

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

'An exxpert team set up a team of special consultants, that then set up a committee whose members asked their 7 year old kids. Now 14 months later they've concluded we're not efficient enough.'

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."

'I give this one about three months...'

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

Stock market investment advice

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

'If you have nothing to do don't come round here and do it.'