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Polluted geese

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

GM Foods.

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

If you don't see what you want, we don't serve your kind here.

The Bob Dole Home-Shopping Network

"I take it this is why it's called Brickview Estates."

Budget cure

Avoid boys who spend more on hair products than you do!

'I'm going to stop coming here -it's completely lost it's fresh, country atmosphere!'

Mirror, mirror, oval in shape, who's that pretentious beret-wearing ape?

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

Before becoming an astronomer, James worked in the fashion industry.

Style Consultant

"Podcasts, blech. It's like eavesdropping without the intrigue."

Man in carriage waiting for shopping wife

If you get lost, remember that there's a Starbucks on every corner.

"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. . . already marked down for clearance and it's not even Halloween yet."

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

Pants...Before & After

'He certainly knows how to make a customer feel welcome.'