Store Critic Gifts

Gift your favorite store critic something as sharp and insightful as they are. Our collection includes humorous and thoughtful items perfect for showcasing their creative eye and love for evaluating. From fun mugs to stylish pillows and unique prints, find a gift that speaks to their passion for critiquing retail environments and store styles. Delight them with a gift that combines humor, style, and personality, making their shopping or review sessions even more enjoyable.

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"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad." mockup

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

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"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?" mockup

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

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"War is hell and so is this soup." mockup

"War is hell and so is this soup."

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'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

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'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.' mockup

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

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"How fresh is the calamari?"

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Your lobster was off!

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"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!" mockup

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

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'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!' mockup

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

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Stock market investment advice

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"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us." mockup

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

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'It's my favorite.'

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"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum." mockup

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

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'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.' mockup

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

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'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

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'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.' mockup

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

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"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!" mockup

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

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"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!" mockup

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

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"Your meal sounded nice."

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"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert." mockup

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

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"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ." mockup

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

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"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."

"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34." mockup

"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."

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Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh." mockup

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

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Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup mockup

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

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"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here." mockup

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

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"Can I interest you in a great white?" mockup

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

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"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!" mockup

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

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"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China." mockup

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

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"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?" mockup

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

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Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

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"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?" mockup

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

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'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.' mockup

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

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Pam learned the importance of browser support.

Pam learned the importance of browser support. mockup

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

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Store Critic Gifts Collection

Store Critic Mugs

Browse our collection of mugs perfect for store critics—bringing humor and style to their daily coffee routine.

Store Critic Pillows

Discover pillows that add humor and personality to any space, ideal for store critics’ comfy corners.

Store Critic Prints

Explore prints that celebrate the sharp eye and humor of store critics—great for decorating their review space.

Store Critic T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts designed for store critics—fun, witty, and perfect for making a statement.