Retail World Critic Gifts

Consumer Complaints.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Everything's gone up."

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

SupermarketAwful Market.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'Our giant sale now on!'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!"

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

Moanathon.

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

"Well SOME people might see it as buying a load of useless, overpriced rubbish but I see it as a brave attempt on my part to support a flagging retail sector."

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

GM Foods.

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

'Brilliant idea, Simkins, the old price was actually higher than the present one!'

If you don't see what you want, we don't serve your kind here.

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

'Don't just stand there doing nothing! Sell yourself a suit!'