Retail World Critic Pillows

Consumer Complaints.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I shop, therefore I am."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Everything's gone up."

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

SupermarketAwful Market.

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'Our giant sale now on!'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!"

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

"Well SOME people might see it as buying a load of useless, overpriced rubbish but I see it as a brave attempt on my part to support a flagging retail sector."

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

Moanathon.

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

GM Foods.

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

'I'm the same as you - too sick to go into work, but well enough to go shopping!'

'Brilliant idea, Simkins, the old price was actually higher than the present one!'

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

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