Chain Store Critic Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for the chain store critic in your life? Our collection offers humorous and thoughtful items that highlight their keen eye and playful spirit. Whether they love a good critique or simply enjoy shopping, these products make witty keepsakes for retail aficionados. From funny mugs to clever t-shirts and decorative prints, find something that will make their retail therapy even more enjoyable.

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Another Starbucks Coming Soon

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Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

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What's really in junk food...

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GM Foods.

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If you don't see what you want, we don't serve your kind here.

If you don't see what you want, we don't serve your kind here. mockup

If you don't see what you want, we don't serve your kind here.

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"Oh look, the proposed site for the model Tesco's."

"Oh look, the proposed site for the model Tesco's." mockup

"Oh look, the proposed site for the model Tesco's."

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TV Dinners, Now in High Definition. mockup

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

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'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.' mockup

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

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To avoid malnutrition, throw away the contents and eat the package.

To avoid malnutrition, throw away the contents and eat the package. mockup

To avoid malnutrition, throw away the contents and eat the package.

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'I'm shooting for early retirement, opening a small restaurant, building it into a chain, and the - early retirement again.'

'I'm shooting for early retirement, opening a small restaurant, building it into a chain, and the - early retirement again.' mockup

'I'm shooting for early retirement, opening a small restaurant, building it into a chain, and the - early retirement again.'

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"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore." mockup

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

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"Tsk, tsk, tsk. . . already marked down for clearance and it's not even Halloween yet."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. . . already marked down for clearance and it's not even Halloween yet." mockup

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. . . already marked down for clearance and it's not even Halloween yet."

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Early Goths.

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"What town are we in??"

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'...Proof that once there were small business on Mars!'

'...Proof that once there were small business on Mars!' mockup

'...Proof that once there were small business on Mars!'

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Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug. mockup

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

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"Okay, so what do we add?"

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'Freeze Dried Nothing®. Directions: To make something out of NOTHING®, just add water.'

'Freeze Dried Nothing®. Directions: To make something out of NOTHING®, just add water.' mockup

'Freeze Dried Nothing®. Directions: To make something out of NOTHING®, just add water.'

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Pre-digested convenience foods.

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"A dark night of the soul? I had one of those once! OK, here's what you do: book passage on a Caribbean cruise, buy a new car and a couple gazillion-inch TVs. As I recall, that pretty much took care of mine!"

"A dark night of the soul? I had one of those once! OK, here's what you do: book passage on a Caribbean cruise, buy a new car and a couple gazillion-inch TVs. As I recall, that pretty much took care of mine!"

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