8 People or Less Who Don't Shop at Tesco.
Chain-store Challengers Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who thrives on disrupting the retail scene? Our collection celebrates the creative entrepreneurs and chain-store challengers who keep the industry lively. From witty mugs to inspiring prints, find something that captures their bold approach and zest for innovation. Perfect for retail rebels pushing boundaries and changing the game, our products add humor and motivation to their everyday hustle.
Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe
Only One Item or Fewer.
'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'
It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.
Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.
Supermarket Merge
'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"
Artificial Isle
'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'
"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"
Women shopping with children in the trolley.
'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'
"Junior just kept saying 'add to cart...add to cart...'."
'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'
"That will be $109.85." "What! Sign says they’re $1.69 each." "Yes, and you have 65 of them."
'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'
Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.
"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"
"In the absence of an alternative strategy Norman is sacrificing a goat to the God of retail next door."
sale
'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'
'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'
'Smooth Mustard' and 'Coarse mustard'
Tree Game Shows... Don't Get Stumped
"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"
"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."
Early Goths.
'Try looking on the bright side - they could save you a trip to the supermarket.'
'I'm shooting for early retirement, opening a small restaurant, building it into a chain, and the - early retirement again.'
Carcinogenic/Non-carcinogenic.
"Great idea boss! Keeps kids occupied and hooked up to a generator powers the store's lights!!"
Moses leads his people through a supermarket
'I'll celebrate Christmas in a supermarket and you?'
UK supermarket to employ 20,000: 'Don't forget madam, if you spend over ?40 we'll give you a member of staff to take home with you.'
Chain-store Challengers Gifts Collection
Chain-store Challengers Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for chain-store challengers – witty, inspiring, and made to brighten any retail environment.
Chain-store Challengers Pillows
Find pillows that bring comfort and motivation to retail innovators. Ideal for inspiring your workspace or cozy retail offices.
Chain-store Challengers Prints
Browse our prints to celebrate the boldness of chain-store challengers. Perfect for inspiring displays and personalized retail spaces.
Chain-store Challengers T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that showcase the creative spirit of retail challengers. Wear your entrepreneurship with pride and a touch of humor.