Cash Competitor Gifts

Piggy bank at starting blocks.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Mixed Doubles.

City Marathon.

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

Run, Mike, Run!

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

'I think it's really tacky to make the salesperson of the month someone from another firm.'

Fight on the top

'My app just ate your widget.'

The Rivalry Begins

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Company Performance - Bonus Scheme

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

"And yet that's exactly what I'd like to be doing."

'This information is on a need-to-screw-others basis.'

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

Squash Partners.

“Can you show us something that will make our friends envious, but not too envious?”

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'