Cash Competitor Gifts

Piggy bank at starting blocks.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Mixed Doubles.

City Marathon.

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

Run, Mike, Run!

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

'I think it's really tacky to make the salesperson of the month someone from another firm.'

The Rivalry Begins

Fight on the top

'My app just ate your widget.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

Company Performance - Bonus Scheme

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

'This information is on a need-to-screw-others basis.'

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

Ask Mr. Buck: Financial Advisor. "Dear Mr. Buck, Why do so many people have trouble with their finances?" Money talks, but it does not give directions.

"And yet that's exactly what I'd like to be doing."

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

Squash Partners.

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'