Chain Store Challenger Gifts

"What town are we in??"

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

Book barn: now with 50% less irony

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Trickle down

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

"Here's your problem."

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

'Checkmate!'

Early Goths.

'That dog's so greedy - it's only an hour since the last salesman called!'

10 items or less

Tree Game Shows... Don't Get Stumped

'I don't understand. Is our performance going up or down?'

You stink at Halo 5. I have no thumbs!

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

'Just when I thought we might become competitive they launch this vertical integration strategy.'

'I revel in competition. I have two charities, right now, vying for my $50 donation.'

Another Starbucks Coming Soon

"I gave at the office!"

'What do you mean overdraft? I still have 12 cheques left. '

'Great news, I've just swum the channel...lenthwise.'

"But honey, I can't find the cornstarch and neither can the GPS."

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

"If you'd like to hear the options again, curse in any language."

'Small business' begging to be let in 'Banks' maze to find a loan

'How do you expect me to balance the checkbook on your income?'

"I'm afraid you've maxed out your consumer confidence."

DOH to involve charities in healthcare Provision..."The Wilmington's women's refuge wouldn't normally be our first choice for coronary care but their tender was too cheap to ignore."

Price check on (barcode)!