Supermarket Critic Gifts

GM Foods.

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Witches Checkout.

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

'The stuff legends are made of'

Complex Carbs

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

What's really in junk food...

Eye of Newt Helper

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

If you don't see what you want, we don't serve your kind here.

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

"Oh look, the proposed site for the model Tesco's."

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

To avoid malnutrition, throw away the contents and eat the package.

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

That was 16 items.

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

Irregular Fruits and Veggies: "It's our inner beauty that counts..."

Waiting for Petraeus

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. . . already marked down for clearance and it's not even Halloween yet."

Christmas carol: 'Blow your budget stuff your trolley, tr-la-la-la-laaa-la-la-la-la...'

'...Proof that once there were small business on Mars!'

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

Pre-digested convenience foods.

"Okay, so what do we add?"

Undertakers' supermarket.

9 items or less at the gates of heaven

"Butcher!"