Supermarket Critic Pillows

GM Foods.

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Witches Checkout.

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

'The stuff legends are made of'

Complex Carbs

What's really in junk food...

Eye of Newt Helper

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"Oh look, the proposed site for the model Tesco's."

If you don't see what you want, we don't serve your kind here.

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

That was 16 items.

To avoid malnutrition, throw away the contents and eat the package.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. . . already marked down for clearance and it's not even Halloween yet."

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

Irregular Fruits and Veggies: "It's our inner beauty that counts..."

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.

Christmas carol: 'Blow your budget stuff your trolley, tr-la-la-la-laaa-la-la-la-la...'

'...Proof that once there were small business on Mars!'

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

Pre-digested convenience foods.

Undertakers' supermarket.

Hand baskets only lane in hell.

9 items or less at the gates of heaven

"Butcher!"

"Okay, so what do we add?"