Supermarket Critiques Pillows

"Oh look, the proposed site for the model Tesco's."

Witches Checkout.

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Personal Assistants.

Low Hanging Fruit

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

'The stuff legends are made of'

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Complex Carbs

Eye of Newt Helper

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

GM Foods.

'Only way I can get people in on a Sunday.'

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

'See, money can buy happiness and I have a dollar off coupon, too!'

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

Till malfunction

e-procurement

Shopping Trolley

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

That was 16 items.

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'