Supermarket Skeptic Pillows

"Why don't you just go to the supermarket like everybody else?"

"I only started drinking in the street when they turned my local boozer into a supermarket."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Low Hanging Fruit

Alphabet soup

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

'The stuff legends are made of'

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

Eye of Newt Helper

GM Foods.

Till malfunction

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

"Oh look, the proposed site for the model Tesco's."

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

That was 16 items.

To avoid malnutrition, throw away the contents and eat the package.

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

Irregular Fruits and Veggies: "It's our inner beauty that counts..."

Financial Christmas

End Of Consumer Confidence Sale

Woman in grocery store sees live vegetables growing beneath farm-fresh vegetables sign.

'New! A bonus island of flavor!'

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.

Christmas carol: 'Blow your budget stuff your trolley, tr-la-la-la-laaa-la-la-la-la...'

'What's wrong with me today? I actually served a customer...'