Supermarket Skeptic Gifts

Find a playful and witty gift for the supermarket skeptic in your life. Our collection features clever designs and humorous messages that celebrate their skeptical spirit and love for a good laugh. Whether it's for a friend, family member, or yourself, these items bring humor to everyday shopping. Perfect for anyone who questions the mundane and enjoys a bit of cheeky fun in their daily routine.

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"Why don't you just go to the supermarket like everybody else?"

"Why don't you just go to the supermarket like everybody else?" mockup

"Why don't you just go to the supermarket like everybody else?"

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"I only started drinking in the street when they turned my local boozer into a supermarket."

"I only started drinking in the street when they turned my local boozer into a supermarket." mockup

"I only started drinking in the street when they turned my local boozer into a supermarket."

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'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!'' mockup

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

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"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section." mockup

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

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'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...' mockup

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

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"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?" mockup

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

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Low Hanging Fruit

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Alphabet soup

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'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.' mockup

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

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'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!' mockup

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

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"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?" mockup

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

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"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!" mockup

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

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"Why is this cart so heavy?"

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Checkout for $385.00 or more.

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'The stuff legends are made of'

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Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

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Eye of Newt Helper

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GM Foods.

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Till malfunction

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"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!" mockup

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

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5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket mockup

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

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"Oh look, the proposed site for the model Tesco's."

"Oh look, the proposed site for the model Tesco's." mockup

"Oh look, the proposed site for the model Tesco's."

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'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .' mockup

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

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Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines. mockup

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

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That was 16 items.

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To avoid malnutrition, throw away the contents and eat the package.

To avoid malnutrition, throw away the contents and eat the package. mockup

To avoid malnutrition, throw away the contents and eat the package.

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"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..." mockup

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

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Irregular Fruits and Veggies: "It's our inner beauty that counts..."

Irregular Fruits and Veggies: "It's our inner beauty that counts..." mockup

Irregular Fruits and Veggies: "It's our inner beauty that counts..."

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Financial Christmas

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End Of Consumer Confidence Sale

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Woman in grocery store sees live vegetables growing beneath farm-fresh vegetables sign.

Woman in grocery store sees live vegetables growing beneath farm-fresh vegetables sign. mockup

Woman in grocery store sees live vegetables growing beneath farm-fresh vegetables sign.

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'New! A bonus island of flavor!'

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Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea. mockup

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.

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Christmas carol: 'Blow your budget stuff your trolley, tr-la-la-la-laaa-la-la-la-la...'

Christmas carol: 'Blow your budget stuff your trolley, tr-la-la-la-laaa-la-la-la-la...' mockup

Christmas carol: 'Blow your budget stuff your trolley, tr-la-la-la-laaa-la-la-la-la...'

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'What's wrong with me today? I actually served a customer...'

'What's wrong with me today? I actually served a customer...' mockup

'What's wrong with me today? I actually served a customer...'

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Supermarket Skeptic Gifts Collection

Supermarket Skeptic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that perfectly capture the supermarket skeptic in all of us—funny, bold, and made for your morning coffee.

Supermarket Skeptic Pillows

Bring humor into your home decor with our supermarket skeptic pillows—comfortable, funny, and a great conversation starter.

Supermarket Skeptic Prints

Browse our prints featuring witty supermarket skepticism messages—perfect for adding personality to your walls.

Supermarket Skeptic T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts designed for the supermarket skeptic—witty, clever, and perfect for expressing your retail doubts with style.