Supermarket Critiques Gifts

"Oh look, the proposed site for the model Tesco's."

Witches Checkout.

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Personal Assistants.

Low Hanging Fruit

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Supermarket Merge

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

'The stuff legends are made of'

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Complex Carbs

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

Eye of Newt Helper

GM Foods.

'Only way I can get people in on a Sunday.'

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

'See, money can buy happiness and I have a dollar off coupon, too!'

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

Till malfunction

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

e-procurement

Shopping Trolley

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

That was 16 items.

Waiting for Petraeus

Health food and junk food