Supermarket Stories Gifts

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Price may vary with weather.

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Personal Assistants.

Supermarket Merge

Attack of the 'health' foods

Low Hanging Fruit

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Complex Carbs

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

Supermarket 'Men, temporary lobotomy patch'

'They're doing their tests now?

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

GM Foods.

'Only way I can get people in on a Sunday.'

"Why have you brought me here?"