Supermarket Stories Gifts

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Price may vary with weather.

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Personal Assistants.

Low Hanging Fruit

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Attack of the 'health' foods

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

Complex Carbs

Large Very Fresh Eggs

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

'They're doing their tests now?

Supermarket 'Men, temporary lobotomy patch'

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

GM Foods.

'Only way I can get people in on a Sunday.'

"Why have you brought me here?"

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.