Supermarket Philosopher Pillows

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

'I guess I shouldn't be surprised. I was in the check-out line.'

Irregular Fruits and Veggies: "It's our inner beauty that counts..."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"You don't whisper anymore."

"I shop, therefore I am."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Only One Item or Fewer.

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Stratigraphy

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Avocado Timeline

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

Artificial Isle

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Continental Drift.

'The stuff legends are made of'

'Are you sure this isn't the point in which we should stop following the invisible hand of the marketplace?'

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

"That will be $109.85." "What! Sign says they’re $1.69 each." "Yes, and you have 65 of them."

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own