Convenience Store Philosopher Pillows

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'I sent out for everything.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"You don't whisper anymore."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

Only One Item or Fewer.

Stratigraphy

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

If Einstein had worked in Fast Food

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

Continental Drift.

Despite the long weeks designing and making his new costume, Death wasn't sure dressing up as a giant burger was striking quite the right note.

'Consummatum est.'

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

"Who's next?"

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer."

'I'm the same as you - too sick to go into work, but well enough to go shopping!'

Self- Checkout. I never use those lanes ... I get enough of that in therapy.

"Put some spiritual food in there."

I know 'enjoy the day' is the latest trendy, trite pleasantry, but in this store, we stick with the classic, 'Have a nice day'.