Convenience Store Philosopher Pillows

Add a dash of humor to their living space with pillows featuring the snappy sayings of convenience store philosophers—comfort meets cleverness in every stitch.

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Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends. mockup

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

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'I sent out for everything.'

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'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.' mockup

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

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"I shop, therefore I am."

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'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?' mockup

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

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"You don't whisper anymore."

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"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally." mockup

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

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'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?' mockup

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

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Only One Item or Fewer.

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"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?" mockup

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

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"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work." mockup

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

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Stratigraphy

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Pop Top Ice FIshing

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'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?' mockup

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

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'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.' mockup

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

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Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!' mockup

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

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"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?" mockup

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

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"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?" mockup

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

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Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal. mockup

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

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Continental Drift.

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"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

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Despite the long weeks designing and making his new costume, Death wasn't sure dressing up as a giant burger was striking quite the right note.

Despite the long weeks designing and making his new costume, Death wasn't sure dressing up as a giant burger was striking quite the right note. mockup

Despite the long weeks designing and making his new costume, Death wasn't sure dressing up as a giant burger was striking quite the right note.

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'Consummatum est.'

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"Who's next?"

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...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money... mockup

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

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'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.' mockup

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

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"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer."

"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer." mockup

"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer."

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"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'" mockup

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

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'I'm the same as you - too sick to go into work, but well enough to go shopping!'

'I'm the same as you - too sick to go into work, but well enough to go shopping!' mockup

'I'm the same as you - too sick to go into work, but well enough to go shopping!'

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I know 'enjoy the day' is the latest trendy, trite pleasantry, but in this store, we stick with the classic, 'Have a nice day'.

I know 'enjoy the day' is the latest trendy, trite pleasantry, but in this store, we stick with the classic, 'Have a nice day'. mockup

I know 'enjoy the day' is the latest trendy, trite pleasantry, but in this store, we stick with the classic, 'Have a nice day'.

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"Put some spiritual food in there." mockup

"Put some spiritual food in there."

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Convenience Store Philosopher Pillows Collection

Convenience Store Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that feature witty insights from convenience store philosophers—perfect for brightening up mornings or gifting to a clever mind.

Convenience Store Philosopher Prints

Browse prints that celebrate the witty wisdom of convenience store thinkers—add a humorous, introspective touch to your decor.

Convenience Store Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that humorously showcase the musings of convenience store philosophers—ideal for casual wear that’s both smart and amusing.