Toy Tester Pillows

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Consumer Safety Testing Lab. Bake-it Toy Oven. We have lots of work to do --- Now get the lead out!

'Mom wanted to return this personally, but she hasn't stopped turning blue yet.'

'No wonder these are bland...they're toys!'

'have you broken all of your Christmas presents yet?'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

Modern kite for wind energy.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Toys in the DVD Player.

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Parenting Business Deals

Rust test in progress.

Computerized Dollhouse.

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"If all you have is a whatchamacallit then every problem looks like a thingamajig."

Product Testing Department

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

'I need to get away and unwind!'

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

'Let's play alternative health provider.'