Technology Tamer Gifts

'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

"Have you seen Timmy? I need him to fix my computer, scanner, printer, laptop and phone."

Old man with a zimmer frame grittier

'A robot sits at desk with work boxes: Input/ Output.'

Teacher using TV in the Classroom.

"That may not be the best option for printing out your novel."

centaur riding a segway

"All my devices are in there fighting over dominance again. I'm waiting out here until they're finished. It gets on my nerves."

"It's my mom. She said it's time to come in and get some stale air."

"Computers always make me feel like an incandescent bulb in an LED world."

"Anyone not turning off their phones will be appointed to solicit parishioners for our fund drive."

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"I guess the rollout of my discovery, fire, could have gone better."

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

'We're sorry, the number you dialed is no longer in service. Please check your head and dial again. . .'

"What was it like to wonder?"

Computer Time Bomb.

'Telephone message, check your e-mail'

Betsy's not too happy with Ralph's new turbo milker.

"I've just unpacked my new remote control. There's no operating instructions."

This is a new talking copier, you've pushed the wrong button, mutton head!

'Mommy!'

Next Year's Postal Service Marketing Campaign.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Busy office.

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'