Task Tamer Gifts

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Do you know we spend one-third of our lives asleep in meetings?'

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

'I'm a very busy man. Bring me something to do.'

Multi-tasking.

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

Man over loaded with sheets of paper and an 'IN' tray

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

In box, out box, and way out desk organizer.

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

Man Juggling Problems

"Yes, I can multi-task. Why do you ask?"

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Need an elevated state of mind too!

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Parenting Business Deals

New Swiss Army Knife

Monday around 9PM.

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'I'd say you're a little late...'

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"Most projects require three hands."