Workload Tamer Gifts

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

Storm in the out tray

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

"Morning, all!"

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

What My Day Feels Like

Multi-tasking.

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

Signs of Stress

'He's an expendable.'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

Took On Too Much

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

"Sure I can make that deadline."

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

"I'm bearly keeping ahead."

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

Monday around 9PM.

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."

A Man With Problems.

Man carrying his boss.

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'