Workload Manager Gifts

'When you said foster carers were to be treated like other professionals, we didn't think you meant cutting our budgets and increasing our workloads.'

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Storm in the out tray

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

"Morning, all!"

What My Day Feels Like

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

Organization is not rocket science!

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

'He's an expendable.'

Took On Too Much

Signs of Stress

Jason and the Aga notes,

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

"I'm bearly keeping ahead."

Man carrying his boss.

"Sure I can make that deadline."

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

A Man With Problems.

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'