Traffic Jam Artist Mugs

Electronic billboards.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Commutobile

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Alabama Traffic Jam

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Trouble parking in Brighton

Desert Island Roundabout

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

Freeways in the Supermarket

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

Moses crosses the Grand Central Parkway

Expect delays.

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

The citizens of Fullerton, Nebraska, celebrate the historic meeting of East and West Coast Suburban Sprawl.

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

"He hit some bad email traffic on the way to work this morning."

'I was stuck in traffic for two hours on the way here, so I have my urine sample ready.'

'When is everyone else going to be driven off the road?'

Supermarket Traffic

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.