Traffic Jam Escape Artist Mugs

Moses crosses the Grand Central Parkway

Highway Advisory: Move to Arizona

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

Road work ahead

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Alabama Traffic Jam

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

I'm just saying, maybe you should try getting out of the city, Mr. Van Gogh. The Smoggy Night.

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Heavy Traffic.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

A Bubble of Countryside.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

"We'll pull down these buildings and build some countryside..."

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

Screw Driver.

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

"Sure makes a change from New York!"