Moses crosses the Grand Central Parkway
Traffic Jam Escape Artist Gifts
Looking for a gift for the traffic jam escape artist? Celebrate their creative spirit with witty and charming items that bring humor to frustrating commutes. Perfect for those who turn traffic woes into moments of wit and resilience, our collection offers cheerful mugs, tees, pillows, and prints to inspire a quick escape from congestion. Show how their resourcefulness and humor brighten even the slowest traffic days with unique, professionally designed products that match their lively personality.
Highway Advisory: Move to Arizona
Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.
Road work ahead
'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'
An alleyway leads to a scenic area.
Monday: Next 7 exits.
"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."
Alabama Traffic Jam
"Thank god we're out of the city."
"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."
'I'm going to be a little late.'
Moses comes to Los Angeles.
'Mostly we just block traffic.'
Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.
'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'
Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.
I'm just saying, maybe you should try getting out of the city, Mr. Van Gogh. The Smoggy Night.
'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'
"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."
'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'
An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.
'EXIT -Next Exit.'
Heavy Traffic.
Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.
'Mom, when will we be mooving?'
A Bubble of Countryside.
'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'
"We'll pull down these buildings and build some countryside..."
A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.
London Welcomes Carfull Drivers
"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"
Screw Driver.
'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'
"Sure makes a change from New York!"
Traffic Jam Escape Artist Gifts Collection
Traffic Jam Escape Artist Mugs
Explore our mugs collection to find playful designs perfect for the traffic jam escape artist—brighten every mugging moment with humor.
Traffic Jam Escape Artist Pillows
Discover pillows that combine humor and style—perfect for the traffic jam escape artist to add personality to any space.
Traffic Jam Escape Artist Prints
Browse our prints to find inspiring and humorous art pieces for the traffic jam escape artist’s home or office.
Traffic Jam Escape Artist T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts where witty designs meet comfort—ideal for the creative traffic escape artist who loves to make a statement.