Traffic Jam Comedian Prints

'Why do they call it the school RUN Mummy?'

Car with number plate reading 'Honk if the light just turned green and you're a jackass'.

'I've solved my parking problem... I've bought a parked car!'

'When is everyone else going to be driven off the road?'

Laughing Zone Ahead

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Alabama Traffic Jam

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

'It's a slow trap.'

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

Slow, Men at Work.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

Freeways in the Supermarket

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

'We learned one thing today - NO parking on the yellow lions!'

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

"It was due to ice!. . . Yes, I dropped my popsicle in my lap!"

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

Snail Crossing.

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

Move to Arizona.

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

"He hit some bad email traffic on the way to work this morning."

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

"Over the speed limit, are you sure?"