Traffic Jam Humorists Prints

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

Laughing Zone Ahead

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Alabama Traffic Jam

'It's a slow trap.'

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

Give Way To Cyclists

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

"It was due to ice!. . . Yes, I dropped my popsicle in my lap!"

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

Snail Crossing.

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

How come Mercury gets the car pool lane? He's alone and we've got all these moons!

Expect delays.

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

Move to Arizona.

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

'When is everyone else going to be driven off the road?'

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

'I was stuck in traffic for two hours on the way here, so I have my urine sample ready.'

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't pleas insanity.'

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Digital Communication.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'