Traffic Jam Humorists Prints

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

Laughing Zone Ahead

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Alabama Traffic Jam

'It's a slow trap.'

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

Give Way To Cyclists

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

Snail Crossing.

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

"It was due to ice!. . . Yes, I dropped my popsicle in my lap!"

Expect delays.

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

Move to Arizona.

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't pleas insanity.'

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

'When is everyone else going to be driven off the road?'

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

'I was stuck in traffic for two hours on the way here, so I have my urine sample ready.'

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Digital Communication.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.