Journey Junkie Gifts

Dead Ends and Risk Road Signs

"This should satisfy my insatiable wanderlust."

World Tour.

The overly travelled road

"Stop complaining! I told you it would be a long trip, but you insisted on coming!"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

End the Winter Blues

The Lost World: You are Here

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

The High Line at Giza

Off to see the world

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Roads with a view.

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

Today's alpha-lesson is "Keep a journal." The average person lets life pass them by. The events of their lives fade into nothingness. An alpha knows that long after they're gone, their thoughts and experiences will be of great interest to historians. That's not an original thought. I read it in the papyrus Randus Maximus XIV left in a safe deposit box after he helped conquer Judea.

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Filling up.

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.