Vacation Junkie Gifts

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

'Do you still think ten dollars is too steep, you cheapskate?'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

World Tour.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Fight or Flight

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

End the Winter Blues

Sunbathers.

Tourists in Egypt

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

The High Line at Giza

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Off to see the world

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"I only need shade for my wine."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"Well Earned Vacation"

Energy saving mode

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."