Vacation Junkie Gifts

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

'Do you still think ten dollars is too steep, you cheapskate?'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

World Tour.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Fight or Flight

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Sunbathers.

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

Tourists in Egypt

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

End the Winter Blues

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

The High Line at Giza

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

Off to see the world

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"I only need shade for my wine."

Segregated Beach

Energy saving mode

"Well Earned Vacation"

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"