Journey Jokers Pillows

"Oh, bugger!"

World Tour.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Photobooth Photobomb

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

"At least you made it into the hallway."

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

Santa School.

Santa entering a pool for a swim

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'Backseat driver...'

Born Cynical,,,,

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

The bus home.

"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"

"I'm just saying. . . it wouldn't have hurt to check the price of an airline ticket."

Modern animal communication

'I see Wavecrest's changed hands...'

The overly travelled road

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

You Should Be Here

'I should have used the glow from your nose sooner, Rudolph, and Jennifer's toys wouldn't be at Joe's.'

"So, tell me all about some tourists who were here last year. . ."