Part-time Jogger T-Shirts

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

City Marathon.

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Running

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

Health

'Ok guys, here comes the first of the day...let the fun begin!'

'Are we having fun yet?'

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

3. Proceed cautiously in the practice of yoga, as mistakes are hard to undo. 4. When jogging, watch your step. Too much steady pounding can result in a loosening of your internal organs and their slippage into one of your legs.

'Here comes the 7:15...'

Studies show an optimistic attitude can add years to your life ? usually at the expense of everyone else around you.

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

'When he said he was going to promote staff health and fitness and encourage a little weight loss I thought he'd be giving us gym passes.'

The circular nature of running wear.

'He stated jogging to work.'

"He's like a Bill Gates without a Microsoft."