Outdoor Strolling T-Shirts

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Danger Falling Leaves

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

Take a hike.

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"