Outdoor Strolling T-Shirts

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Danger Falling Leaves

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"