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"At least I got half the Twitter followers in the divorce."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

Touring Cyclist

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Female showering under a watered hanging basket using Body Shop products.

Dance Crossing

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

'...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today.'

"You see where Sixth Avenue meets Broadway? That's where you want to be."

Pigeon Fashion

Man walking along sidewalk trips on long trombone from street musician

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

Pantomime Horse

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

Miss Haredale on the bridge

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

"The end is near sports bar now open! W 53rd at 8th Avenue."

Baby Mums.

"Looks like Claes Oldenburg is in his gigantic, inflatable fire-hydrant phase."

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"If you two lovebirds could wrap it up I'd like to pee there please and thank you."

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

'I'm from Health & Safety...... I wonder if I might have a word....'

Street Maze.