Urban Walking T-Shirts

Old women feeding the birds laxatives.

"The end is near sports bar now open! W 53rd at 8th Avenue."

"This is not a great walking town."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

City Marathon.

Touring Cyclist

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Streetcar in New Orleans

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"You see where Sixth Avenue meets Broadway? That's where you want to be."

Pigeon Fashion

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

'It won't do you any good. I just don't have any more peanuts.'

Female showering under a watered hanging basket using Body Shop products.

'...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today.'

Man walking along sidewalk trips on long trombone from street musician

Pantomime Horse

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

'That is the bike lane...'

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

"Looks like Claes Oldenburg is in his gigantic, inflatable fire-hydrant phase."

"At least I got half the Twitter followers in the divorce."

Miss Haredale on the bridge

"If you two lovebirds could wrap it up I'd like to pee there please and thank you."

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

"We don't have a gym, but your parking space is six miles away."

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

'I'm from Health & Safety...... I wonder if I might have a word....'

Street Maze.