City Walkers T-Shirts

"Whoa! Almost stepped on a crack."

Man texting while walking crashes into a parking meter. Bystander smiles and thinks "LMAO" (laugh my ass off)

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Pigeon Little

Love linked

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

ThrEschers.

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

King Kongs first christmas

A man looks up at the earth

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Push for Disco...

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Sister Cities

Sick Building Syndrome

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Blok drives by New York City.

"I know. I miss him, too."

See you at Charing Cross!

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

How About Serving Us For a Change

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest