Urban Strolling Mugs

"At least I got half the Twitter followers in the divorce."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

Touring Cyclist

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

Dance Crossing

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

Female showering under a watered hanging basket using Body Shop products.

'...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today.'

Man walking along sidewalk trips on long trombone from street musician

"You see where Sixth Avenue meets Broadway? That's where you want to be."

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

Pigeon Fashion

Pantomime Horse

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

"The end is near sports bar now open! W 53rd at 8th Avenue."

Baby Mums.

"If you two lovebirds could wrap it up I'd like to pee there please and thank you."

"Looks like Claes Oldenburg is in his gigantic, inflatable fire-hydrant phase."

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

Miss Haredale on the bridge

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

Street Maze.

'I'm from Health & Safety...... I wonder if I might have a word....'

Man on bike