Night Walks Gifts

Man and dog both have leashes.

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

"The stars are twinkling and the moon is full. Would you like to go for a walk?"

Rural Life - Man who has to walk home through the woods at night after staying late at a neighbour's

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Danger Falling Leaves

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

People of the Fall

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

Collective unconscious.

"The fragrance of the pines alloys so wonderfully with that dead carcass I'm about to roll in."