Nighttime Walker Gifts

Dog to cat about sleepy owner: 'Man, does he hate it when I wake him up in the wee-wee hours of the morning.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Dog Park / Cat Park

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

The High Line at Giza

"Don't even think about it."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Questions

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

We need a longer selfie stick.

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

Scarecrow.

"Sitting here with you is so perfect … which reminds me: You can never die."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Greg, where do you think you're going?!"

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

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'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

Stormy Night

Walk and take Vitamin C Every Day

"It's a working lunch."

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

' I've got a feeling I'm going to get a bite.'

'Let's go some place where we can walk.'

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

Midnight in the Vegetable Garden of Good and Evil.

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'