Nighttime Walker Pillows

Dog to cat about sleepy owner: 'Man, does he hate it when I wake him up in the wee-wee hours of the morning.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Dog Park / Cat Park

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

The High Line at Giza

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Don't even think about it."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Questions

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

We need a longer selfie stick.

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

"Sitting here with you is so perfect … which reminds me: You can never die."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Greg, where do you think you're going?!"

Scarecrow.

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'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

Walk and take Vitamin C Every Day

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

Stormy Night

"It's a working lunch."

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

I hate it when those big rigs zoom past you like they own the road!

' I've got a feeling I'm going to get a bite.'

'Let's go some place where we can walk.'

Midnight in the Vegetable Garden of Good and Evil.

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.