Daily Walker Pillows

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

Walk and take Vitamin C Every Day

Cellphone Islands

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"Streaming"

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

The Wiki Man.

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

'You're late!'

A spider meal prepping

"Do we look like we're going up?"

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

"It's amazing. Nobody's changed."

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

'Wednesday wave.'

"I like Monday mornings...and Friday afternoons. But all that in-between stuff bums me out."

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

Facebook maze.

'Yeah...I don't have a job either. And like you, I am only continuing this routine to keep my wife quiet.'

'Wow! I feel so good this morning, I think I'll call in sick!'

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

Content Street Vendor

"My wife has been walking five miles a day. I think she's somewhere in the middle of Pennsylvania now."

My Day - elevator magazine

The bus company's new 'time-saving-initiative' was not going down too well with the passengers.

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."