Daily Walker Pillows

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

Walk and take Vitamin C Every Day

Cellphone Islands

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"Streaming"

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

'You're late!'

"Do we look like we're going up?"

A spider meal prepping

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

"It's amazing. Nobody's changed."

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

'Yeah...I don't have a job either. And like you, I am only continuing this routine to keep my wife quiet.'

'Wednesday wave.'

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

"I like Monday mornings...and Friday afternoons. But all that in-between stuff bums me out."

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

'Wow! I feel so good this morning, I think I'll call in sick!'

Content Street Vendor

"My wife has been walking five miles a day. I think she's somewhere in the middle of Pennsylvania now."

'How's the soup of the day coming along, Chef?'

My Day - elevator magazine

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

The bus company's new 'time-saving-initiative' was not going down too well with the passengers.

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'