Evening Strolls Gifts

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Dangerous park.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Comb Sweet Comb

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

"Oh, John, if only we could be sure it's love and not just the spell of this place!"

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

"And What Wine Would You Suggest To Go With An Argument?"

Funnel of Love. (This cartoon was originally published on 2011-03-10)

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"At least I got half the Twitter followers in the divorce."

"If we weren't married this would be romantic."

Baby Mums.

'You smell as if you're nearly ready.'

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

'I'm pregnant.'

'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'

An Evening Around the Piano

Dinner

"I was thinking more of a leap-year wedding."

Man and dog both have leashes.

Man trying to find the lock in the dark until dog switches on collar light.

"One for you, one for me, and one for the gnats that will be joining us shortly."

"Tonight: date with an angel: gonna meet her at seven: be on my way to heaven. Get the picture, Bob?"

'Bite people? Heavens no! He just creeps about the place in the evening, that's all.'

"Be just a minute, folks. We got a hole between the atria and both ventricles. . ."

"It's fun, I guess. . . It's just not what I pictured when you asked if I wanted to go boating!"